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gee, I sound like a car salesman

Intercourse not cutting it, girls? Then I must suggest you buy something like this. Strap it on your favorite penis and you will have a rocking, buzzing, fasnt'n'furious good time! Don't have a real-live penis available to you? Join the club! Just strap this cock-ring with mini-vibe onto the biggest yet comfy vibrating dildo you can find, and you'll forget (at least for five minutes) that you ever wished you had a man!

8:49 p.m. - 2004-09-03

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